Jingle bells, jingle bells, what did I just buy?
I'm sitting here, in a ford, now I'm asking why.
Hey! Look at this, my new ride, aint it the sight?
I was driving it yesterday, and broke down last night.
Driving through the ice, with the windsheild half-way gone,
Singing a christmas carol, to my mufflers awesome song.
Sliding in the grass, hearing people yell,
But I cant help it now because I cannot honk my bell.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, what did I just buy?
I'm sitting here, in a ford, now I'm asking why.
Hey! Look at this, my new ride, aint it the sight?
I was driving it yesterday, and broke down last night.
Skidding to a stop, now the fun is over,
My car is bent more then Eric Johnson's Cliffs of Dover.
People gather round, and they all look like copies,
Of me at home, wearing my flippy-floppy's!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, what did I just buy?
I'm sitting here, in a ford, now I'm asking why.
Hey! Look at this, my new ride, aint it the sight?
I was driving it yesterday, and broke down last night.
Well now it's time, to go back, and get another one,
And see how long, with this one, I can have some fun.
Even though, my doctor said, to stay at home,
I'm going out, for another, to go show my mom.
Maybe now, I'll get lucky, and buy a station wagon,
With tons of torque, oh the fun, I can only imagane!
Well I must go, and run to get a starter chord,
Oh how much I love, the things I like to call a Ford!
