This Ain't No Fairy Tale

All dressed in red from head to toe,
was pretty Little Red Riding Hood.
With a hamper did she go
to her Grandma's in the wood.

She wasn't frightened or at all scared
when a big, bad wolf blocked her path.
She was surprised that he had even dared,
"What a loser" she said with a laugh.

But the wolf certainly wasn't impressed,
grabbing her wrists like a clamp.
But that idea wasn't his best:
Little Red was world kung-fu champ.

Our heroine loved to kick some butt,
and with a smile as sweet as pie,
her foot made contact with the mutt,
sending him soaring into the sky.

A local lumberjack had heard commotion,
running to Little Red's side.
With a charming sense of devotion,
he escorted her like a bride.

As they approached Grandma's home,
the handsome lad waved off his miss.
However, he wouldn't be left alone
after a passionate thank you kiss.

Really, she's no angel sweet and small,
but this story is her own.
Don't spoil the secret, after all,
some things are better left unknown.