Girl Pants

Thank God you didn't notice I was wearing girl pants today.
I found them in the trash, but they are so comfortable.
Finally, I told you the secret after you admitted they looked good on me,
But if you would've known before; awkward!

If Paul would have asked,
I decided I'd say,
"Ha,
What?
No I'm not wearing girl pants.
At least, they aren't girl pants anymore."

I was prepared.