My Penis Size

by Dan Bloom   Mar 24, 2010


(Achem)

Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size.
No, it's no monster, but my girlfriend is small.
At bigger than average, for her,
I'm quite the catch.
I win.

It's like in basketball.
I'd be scared to play against Shaq,
But against a midget,
I win.

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  • 14 years ago

    by Lori

    Lmao...omg. This is really special.

  • 14 years ago

    by Lori

    Lmao...omg. This is really special.

  • 14 years ago

    by silvershoes

    HAHAHAHAHA! This is horribly amusing.

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