So your dating her now...
Fantastic.
Not only was this my absolute worst nightmare,
but you made it worse by picking her.
HER
of all the 8 billion people in the world,
you just had to pick her.
Oh sure she's pretty, smart, comes from a good family, is infuriatingly nice, and to top it off she has a killer body.
Great.
So you lied to me saying you were "just friends"
Like anyone buys that bull crap at our age.
You couldn't just man up, grow a pair, and admit what you had done.
NO.
YOU had to have us both.
Which didn't work out too well when I walked in on you.
How freaking
Fabulous.
I didn't want to group you with every other pathetic man
I didn't want you to be another statistic or
a bad story I tell 3 years down the road to my coworkers at coffee.
No you were better than that.
No you were just a perfect little liar.
A disgusting, disgraceful, nasty, perfect little liar.
.... sigh.... it could have been worse right?
I mean we could have been married.
Oh wait,