So I walked on water.
Made a pig fly,
Got water from the moon,
Even brought you the sky,
Got a dog to speak,
And slammed a revolving door.
I beat chuck Norris
And found a virgin wh0re.
I built a time machine,
Conversed with Darth Vader.
I got a blind man
To tell me he'll see me later.
I planted a money tree
In your own backyard.
I even got Bush to admit
He was a damn retard.
I helped Tom catch Jerry
And found a ginger with a soul.
I gave Miley Cyrus talent
And turned 3 halves into a whole.
I dug all the way to China,
Saw Lady Gaga wearing jeans,
Sat on top of the world
And just enjoyed the scene.
As I double checked my list
Of impossible things to do,
I crossed the last one off
Because today, I got over you.
