All of the nuts are not in trees and some are falling down
They're falling here, there, and everywhere, they're falling all around
They dive bomb down the roof rolling before they hit the ground
Spiraling out of control, you'll be hit before you make a sound
If more than one of them hit you; You will be given a special crown
But make sure you're not standing next to water, or you just might fall in and drown
Then you would be a real nut not just another nut when all the chips are found
You will be the new King nut and all people you will confound
People will say there's that confound nut; My best friend in town.
And with your new found popularity, you will never have to wear a frown
You will be the envy of your friends especially those who act like a clown
And all because the kamikaze acorns attacked you like a hound
