Goldilocks, Alice And Red

Once upon time there was this lady
Who drove everybody she met crazy.
She tried so hard to please everyone.
But try as she might she never won.

No matter what she did it was wrong.
Alice would listen to Goldilocks's song.
Alice would tell her about her rabbit.
And how she tried her best catch it.

Goldilocks told her about her bears.
She asked her why no one else cares.
Alice told her about her pal, Red.
Who told about a wolf in the bed.

Goldilocks said she couldn't sleep.
Mary had came over with her sheep.
Sleeping Beauty they both despised.
Goldilocks and Alice both sighed.

Goldilocks had some hot coffee.
Alice brought her English toffee.
Red came with a frozen Daiquiri.
And told them life is but a story.