One less reindeer

One less reindeer

ten people called

ten people said

so it had to be true

rudolph was dead

his nose was still shining

but his heart had no beat

and there was a note tied

to one of his feet

note read:

i said it would happen

yet you didn't believe what i said

so now you can see

poor rudolph is dead

he was flying real crazy

on this bright shiny day

he was flying so fast

and he got in my way

i was flying a helicopter

i was high in the sky

and then out of nowhere

rudolph came shooting by

i tried to avoid him

i tried as hard as i could

so i cut all my engines

as any good pilot would

so we started to fall

falling so fast

when out from above

again rudolph did pass

i restarted the engines

some fuel i had to dump

just then in that instance

is when we felt a big thump

we went down so quickly

because what we saw was a shock

the reindeer was falling

he was falling like a rock

there was nothing i could do

we could only frown

we watched in horror

as rudolph hit the ground

we called the right people

then i left this little note

I guess you could say

I did it to gloat

Ive said so long

Ive said it for years

now you can see i was right

now there is one less reindeer