The Caped Crusader
never met Dark Vader
In a space odyssey
The Cat woman retorts
Is that a banana in your shorts
Or are you just excited to see me?
Batman, in the way
The boy wonder will say
Holy big silly goose
The joker got away
If you want to play
Turn that thing a loose
There's no reason or rhyme
To the fighting of crime
If you can't be a good sport
Robin's mouth works overtime
I'd rather be partners with a mime
Or work alone with moral support
