So one day I was sitting alone.
And I heard a knock at the door.
"Is anyone home?"
I opened the door and was surprised to see.
A gnome staring back at me.
Ten feet tall with eyes so bright.
I don't think I've seen a creepier sight.
"What's your name?" he asked so polite
So I started to say, with a false sense of delight.
"Rick"
"Good! cuz I'm here to kick ya in the..."
"WOAH!"
I screamed as I jumped back in surprise.
"You almost kicked me between the thighs!"
"I know" he said, "And I'm mad that I missed"
So i proceeded to ask him, obviously pissed.
"Who are you?! And why did you do it!?"
