Stranded

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when you're stranded
and you haven't got a roll?

To prove you are a man
wipe it off with your hand
even though it's no fun
Look before you sit
or you'll regret it
when you have none

refrain
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when you're stranded
and you haven't got a roll?

We need TP for our bung hole
or we just may lose our control
or have to wait for someone
Just remain seated
no job is completed
until the paper work is done

refrain