They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink
Farther Apart Reaction Theory, or just Fart
More room out than there is in don'" you think?
They say it all began with a cosmic Big Bang
Now philosophers have substantiation.
That everything in this world has a yin and yang
Of the "Substances High In Transmutation"
I admit this "SHIT " is getting very deep
My ASS will never get any Nobel Prizes
As Syndrome Symptoms often keep
Us Einstein minds from sharing our surprises
But from the bowels of the political committee
And the Albert Gores of this human race
Our futures do not have to be all that shitty
Lest we be slapped from the table of grace
