She said how?

by Michael D Nalley   Jan 20, 2011


She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to his passion, drive, and zest?"
He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can tell you , I'm the best.
It's like banking, stick it in, take it out, but not out too long, you lose interest
Tongue twister sisters say six karma sutra sects; sex text is a setup test.
A lewd lady told me for twenty bucks she would do anything I desired.
I thought about it, and told her if she would paint my house she was hired."
She said, "that's good because we can hardly pay the water and power bills.
It takes everything we can accumulate just to eat and pay for our pills."
He said , "it might help if we screwed in some power-saver lights."
She said if she had the energy she would screw in a tube top and tights.
He said he always carried substantial protection wherever he went.
She said, "for real man, I'm not Lois Lane and you're not Clark Kent."
He said in his younger years he was well hung
When she asked to see it he stuck out his tongue."
He said, "enough said, let me show you right now"
Rolling her eyes she blew him off, and said "how?"

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  • 13 years ago

    by Michael D Nalley

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  • 13 years ago

    by trippetta TC

    Oh I love love loved it! Honest and funny and sad all at once w/o trying to hard

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