Indecent Exposure

While tailing a couple under suspicion
A motorcycle cop was in transition
A lady was riding bareback this day
This is what the officer had to say

I am afraid I must give you a ticket,
The double exposure is just too wicked.
The truckers are nearly losing their loads,
Not being so cheeky are the rules of road.

I do believe in turning the other cheek.
I am not sure you should give us all a peek.
Didn't mean it, when I said get it in the breeze,
The interstate is not the place for striptease.

That sure is a nice hat you have there Ma'am.
I said I am giving you one and I am.
From what I've seen you beat anything I have saw,
Butt, the State of Arkansas has a helmet law

Better cover up or assume the position.
Do you want a warning, or a proposition?
Ladies and gentlemen are making a pass,
Unfortunately just winding up in the grass.

If your passenger is not a bonnie lass
I will turn in my badge and kiss her fine ass.
When you're in a car you can do what you like
Use a bit more judgment when you ride your bike.

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