I thought your use of "cyberspace convict" is quite humorous. My opinion about the penalty box is besides the point on this. I thought your write was quite clever and humorous.

LOL...i missed too much didnt i! LOL 5/5

I'm sorry about what happened with your account!
I really enjoyed this though...It was, truthfully, very funny in a way.
5/5

This was really funny. Lighten up, Michael, it is only the net!

By the way, I was once suspended too and the ratings etc. came back within a few weeks time.

Thanks for the smiles:)

5/5 Ingrid

Humorous! I love the rhymes & the flow. That was great, man.

Generally, very good humor, even though rocky and strained in places. Specifically:

I was writing like someone talking on fox
^^^
A brave admission under any circumstances ;-)

Moderators put me in a penalty box
I thought I was just speaking my mind
Guess they thought I was being unkind
^^^
The constant change in line beats distracted me. I may overdo beat count sometimes, but I do think it helps with the flow. Your line counts are 11-12-9-9-12-10-10-10-11-10-11-13 which feels erratic.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander
Some times our expressions do meander?
^^^
These two lines seem forced.
Maybe something like:
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
and like the bird expressions meander
[although I'm not sure how this statement applies to your penalty box]

Hope you made it out of the penalty box relativity unscathed.