Respect

I was hanging around like a chambermaid
for an old lady who said she needed aid.
In the closet I hung her long black coat,
Then turned around just to watch her gloat.
I said let's just keep this between you and me.
I have a bad reputation to protect you see.
I am a ladies man and an awful mean head banger.
She picked up the phone and said it's for you coat hanger