Politically Correct

Pocahontas is too sexy, and tinky winky is gay.
None of us believe this, though that's what they say.
The laws have been passed for our marriage bonds.
I have no contempt for the rules, or legal blondes.

I won't ask and none you people have to tell
If you think the government has us under their spell
Must we refudiate the right to scream "drill baby drill"
While we pass around the buck after a major oil spill?

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts Albert Gore
Declares a global warming emergency and more.
We're still searching for yo mama Bin Ladin you know.
Yo daddy is our best friend. but you are our foe.

The environment is not fit for men nor ducks
But we still owe China and others over a million bucks
Emily Litella was fired about the time Glenn was hired
You don't have to do a moon walk to be admired

The peasants are revolting while politicians cast blame.
It's enough to make Martin Luther want to take back his name
None of us seem to get along, and we agree it is a crying shame.
But you have got to be politically correct to stay in this game.

We elect our government officials and then we reject,
The will of the people and it is now politically correct.
It is enough to make school teachers want to strike
Political bias ,capitalism, and the right wing alike.