Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase,
And trust me you'll want to, especially after you hear,
Tales of real stories of how its really helped.
Now come right inside, and listen to my spiel.

"In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
In here is an item that you will not believe,
In here is an item, that will keep you on your toes,
And in here is an item, that will help you know.
This item is something you wouldn't think to buy,
It's quite a simple concept, and I hope you wont mind,
To spend a few cents, not even a dime,
On the greatest invention from our man-kind

It's a mystical item, much like my crystal ball,
That will help you see wonders from near and afar
You will never see it, and you cant feel it at all,
But you fill it up like an empty jar.
Now this item sounds simple, but oh its complex,
Wait until you hear, what's coming up next!
I will give YOU, your very own unique one,
That will be nothing like, anyones to come.
But when you get it, you will forget to use it,
And without you even knowing, somebody else will abuse it,
And when you get it back, you will realize,
You better have used it and you were out of your mind.

Don't be dissuaded, if the object sounds tense,
Its very little hassle, for under ten cents.
And with it, you'll be able to do anything you wish,
If you learn how to use it, your goals you wont miss.
You'll be able to find a love one, be able to be fit,
But once it is broken, it cannot be fixed,
For it is too fragile, and you cannot mix,
What is reality and what is concept."

If you don't know what it is yet, you aren't thinking hard enough,
Which really is the problem, which is why you're in luck,
Since you aren't thinking hard enough, you're probably insane,
That's why you scarecrows, need to get brains.
And since you're in luck, its only 7 cents,
And you can stop collecting crows and make a difference.