...(sigh)...I hate you.
You're such a smart ass;
you're always mocking me.
You kick me when I act dumb,
and I'm always acting dumb.
We argue on who's better
when it comes to werewolves
and vampires.
You have a television
in your kitchen...
like, rich people now and days !
However...
we both like sex...
and we both hate our parents.
We both swoon over hot guys,
and we have each others back.
You're my best friend
and my wife...and although
I can't stand your sarcastic ass...
