I'm in Love with a Cow

I have fallen, in love with a milk cow.
I bet your thinking how can this be? Lifting a brow!
She's so beautiful, black n white and from Jersey.
I just don't see her as most, some smackin' beef Jerky.
I'm in love with her every moove.
Even the sound she makes when she Moo's.
When I see her handle the field plow,
She makes my legs heavy, like a bag of Purina puppy chow.
You might be laughing at my ways,
Only if you could see her graze the way I do..
Damn, the way she chews her hay!
Oh Mr. Farmer!, please don't ever haul her away.
I envy thee, every time you handle those udders,
My nose just flares, and my nay stutters.
I know she's a cow, and I a horse
But oh!, the two of us, an attractive force.
I'm crazy with the grade of this Cow
She makes me purr an go meow!
I'm a just a horse of course,
in love with a Jersey cow.