First attempt Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Had this wife but couldn't keep her.
For every time he turned his back
She'd undo the ropes and leave the shack.
It bothered Peter that she ran so fast
But Peter knew that she couldn't last.
For Peter knew all her hiding places
And he had made many such chases.
Since he was a professional stalker
She would run but he was a walker.
It was kind of like this game for them.
Bothered her; She wasn't married to him.
But after a while she got to be smarter.
She would make it away a little farther.
She learned how to hide in new places.
Left no tracks or any such like traces.
Until one day he couldn't find her at all.
But heard his name on this scanner call.
Peter got scared and learned to hide.
They searched for him far and wide.