My nice toilet! :)

Here I sit again
This place I call home
No one around to yell
It's just me, the toilet, and my phone

This toilet is an amazing place
I believe everyone should take a turn
It relaxes every muscle
And so many calories you could burn

But the calories are for another day
Right now I am just relaxing on the seat
Staring at the wall in front of me
And listening to my heart beat

So how are you doing today Mr. Toilet
I'm sorry if I was away for too long
I know it has been a few hours
Hey, I will sing you a sweet song

"Oh, Mr. Toilet with a seat so soft
You always take care of my business
And are there when I need you most
A friend indeed, you are the best

The only thing I do not like
Is my legs always become numb
But I will deal with the pain
Because sitting on you is so much fun

Before I leave I want to thank you
For always being there for me
You are the one that has stayed close
And always make me so happy"

Oh, wait something is starting to happen
My stomach is losing control
I am now sweating like crazy
I guess the level will get a pull

*This was a poem that I submitted for the recent contest and the poem had to be about "Toilet"*