:) a guy buys a lie detector robot that slaps ppl wen dey lie. he decides 2 test it at dinner-
DAD: son, where wer u 2day during school hrs?
SON: school (robot slaps son) OK i was watching a movie
DAD: which movie did u watch?
SON: harry potter (robot slaps son again!) OK fine i was watching porn
DAD: what?! wen i was ur age i didn't even no what porn was (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha well after all he is ur son (robot slaps mom)(: