The Bride Of Frankenstein

Just love my Frankenstein.
He is such a friend of mine.
He scares the creditors off.
Just let all the in-laws scoff.

A doctor makes house calls.
Frank always gives big balls.
Would bring flowers to me.
He is really not all that scary.

Neither of us carry torches.
We did before the scorches.
It is a different kind of fire.
Call it the monster desire.

The furniture is reinforced.
Free love isn't that forced.
He has these sexy anodes.
Frank tickles my cathodes.

The doctor gives me chills.
But Frank gives me thrills.
I just love those big feet.
My hair to him is a treat.