Superman

Cockroach

in the bathroom

Slimy crawly leprechaun

Out comes the bottle

Repellant long bottom

One two three spray

Aiming the nozzle

Is superwoman

The modern all in one

Trying to be

The toughest MADONNA

Yet a shaking belladonna

One scream from baby

She is alert with weapon

yet if alone

Would have run a marathon

On the fastest horse

Oh the things they do

These mothers

No bounds for their love

Got me thinking

Wouldn't it be just great

to have one macho superman around?