Unexpected times..

I saw you walking down the street
And said 'Hey there, you look sweet.'

He offered to buy me something to eat
And later that night he massaged my feet

What a lucky girl I am
To have met such a splendid man

Later that day we went in the pool
And I made myself look like a fool

For the swimwear I got
Didn't look to hot

Even though I looked like a mess
He told me I will need a white dress

For he knelt down on one knee
And asked, 'Will you marry me?'

Tears of joy ran down my cheek
And I have to admit my answer was very bleak

Even though I said yes I do
I did have to run to go poo

Life has many unexpected times
And I have shared with you all, mine

Here is a lesson you've learnt today
And I can't think of anything, so have a good day

This is just for a laugh, Hope you enjoy it :)