I like that one short and sweet and to the point

I KEEP TELLING YOU I HAVE A BOIL AT THE END OF MY NOSE SO YOURE IN FOR A SHOCK HA HA

I KEEP TELLING YOU I HAVE A BOIL AT THE END OF MY NOSE SO YOURE IN FOR A SHOCK HA HA

I will bring a sharp pin with me and a big plaster,
or is your nose not that big.