Catch Ya Later Alligator

by Kelly Zuch   Feb 3, 2012


You walk around in your stuck up act
Maybe you should get the right facts
Not everything is true to what you hear
So bare with me while I try shed a tear
Talk to the pretty little hand of mine
I'm not listening so sweetie goodbye
Slap on that orange stuff you call foundation
I won't mention as I giggle that you're out of this nation
Run along to that tall handsome dude
Don't come crying when you're 100% screwed
I don't care what people think about me
I'll proudly walk, you'll one day soon see
I'm not perfect, God help me if I am
Actually I'm pretty happy with who I am
My son, my partner, my family and all others
All the rest are obviously stupid buggers
Catch ya later alligator
I'm off to bed, night see ya later

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  • 12 years ago

    by Bridges

    Talk to the pretty little hand of mine

    I liked that line. T'was funny. :] You tell it, girl!! Haha. :P