You walk around in your stuck up act
Maybe you should get the right facts
Not everything is true to what you hear
So bare with me while I try shed a tear
Talk to the pretty little hand of mine
I'm not listening so sweetie goodbye
Slap on that orange stuff you call foundation
I won't mention as I giggle that you're out of this nation
Run along to that tall handsome dude
Don't come crying when you're 100% screwed
I don't care what people think about me
I'll proudly walk, you'll one day soon see
I'm not perfect, God help me if I am
Actually I'm pretty happy with who I am
My son, my partner, my family and all others
All the rest are obviously stupid buggers
Catch ya later alligator
I'm off to bed, night see ya later