"So did you have a good time talking to my feather?"
"Oh, Dorothy, I am starting this like this whatever."
"Yeah, I know at first it seems a weird brew to take."
"Not different than the tea Maddie would make."
"I met some strange cats in Wichita years back."
"Auntie Em used to live in this abandoned shack."
"I take that was before all the flying monkeys?"
"We didn't have Pinochios or talking donkeys."
"We had those big mushrooms in Wonderland."
"Speaking of which this log; I think I will stand."
"Oh, don't mind me I am getting used to claws."
"Plus they help with dealing with the outlaws."
"This is nice and don't feel like a bump on a log."
"Whatever became of Toto, our friend the dog?"
"I am afraid he got lost on the yellow brick road."
"Probably chasing a butterly or a hopping toad."
"We did have toad stools growing on the trees."
"Hard to find trees in Kansas but did have bees."
"We drink more coffee and seldom drink the tea."
"Have you ever had tea with no sugar but honey?"
"Honey, I have dranked all kinds of strange brew."
"Auntie Em would swig drink and taught me, too."
"Country folk are known to drink from fruit jars."
"Some of the drink would make you see the stars."
"After Wonderland I have watched what I drink."
"And the food there will affect how you think."
"Yeah, it is nice to get away from home, today."
"Well, I hope you like Whateverland and stay."
