Portly Transportation

by Daisy if you do   Feb 29, 2012


I don't want another nasty broom
It has no power, it doesn't go vroom
The only plus is lots of leg room
And sitting sideways binds my costume

I want a Ferrari with a muscled v-8
It might help me get a really nice date
I know many witches just can't relate
Never trust a broom if you're overweight

Challenge to write a poem on your mode of transportation if you were a witch.

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  • 12 years ago

    by Melpomene

    Kay,*

    LOL! I loved this cheeky poem from you. Again with making me laugh.

    I can't imagine brooms are very comfy, I mean ... ouch. Wouldn't that hurt! I watched Harry Potter ( I know you haven't seen it) but they have scenes where they're playing on brooms for sport and they're diving and doing 360s and they're males! It's like woah, no way they're not hurting down there.

    This cracked me up:
    "It has no power, it doesn't go vroom"

    I could just imagine you making the vroom noise hahaha.

    Yes, how do witches ride a broom if they're a little over weight? I mean you'd fall off it or it wouldn't take off. The concept of the broom is too hard for me to understand and I love mythology but I can tell you this much, if I was a witch I'd be requesting a Ferrari too!

    Cute and clever poem
    -Mel

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