LOL! I loved this cheeky poem from you. Again with making me laugh.
I can't imagine brooms are very comfy, I mean ... ouch. Wouldn't that hurt! I watched Harry Potter ( I know you haven't seen it) but they have scenes where they're playing on brooms for sport and they're diving and doing 360s and they're males! It's like woah, no way they're not hurting down there.
This cracked me up:
"It has no power, it doesn't go vroom"
I could just imagine you making the vroom noise hahaha.
Yes, how do witches ride a broom if they're a little over weight? I mean you'd fall off it or it wouldn't take off. The concept of the broom is too hard for me to understand and I love mythology but I can tell you this much, if I was a witch I'd be requesting a Ferrari too!