Pre-Menopausal Attitude

Orgasm, orgasm, orgasm! Hahahaha I don't think anythings wrong with that word either! Its proper!...I will have a conversation about that anyday lmao

This was so funny!...sucks being a lady, we can't talk dirty, we can't fart, we can't eat huge bites lol!!

I like this attitude! I have it too , in certain places lol!!

Loved this!!

Oh this is such an awesome poem.

I just watched Modern Family last night and it was about the girls in the household (there are three of them) and they have suddenly had their monthly's sync. Woman can sync cycles if they work or live close together. It is actually quite funny. The show was hilarious. This poem reminded me of that.

The last line cracked me up. So many woman will read this and be all like WOOO HOO that is so me... and it is lol your poem reflects me so well...

Awesome job!!!

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Haha, you were around when I was going through it... hot flashes and moody, depressed then happy, I was totally screwed up... but its all over now... lol.... great write, quite funny but so true!!

What.? It's rude to talk of menopause. Im a middle aged woman, not santa claus.

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i dont't know if this makes sense but i had to laugh looooool hahahhahaahhaahhaahhaha

first, i think you mean menstrual and not menopausal. Since when a woman reaches menopause, she wouldn't have any ovarian hormone cycles (estrogen and progesterone) nor would she have the pituitary hormones cycle (LH and FSH), so technically, she is not a woman in the biological term anymore. Unless you mean the period preceeding menopause a little... That would make sense. But again, the menstrual cycle and PMSing cause the moody changes in a woman.. We should call a doc :P .... Anyway, love the humor.

* Edit: glad you edited the title

Lmao it's funny in this poem but not so funny in person, oh the wrath of a woman can be sheer terror