If you are hungry for love stock up here before you go because:
-There's no deposit on it and no returns allowed
-It doesn't spoil from sunlight or freeze from the cold
-It doesn't grow too heavy to carry or light enough to blow away
-It doesn't dry up from the heat or wash away with the rain
-It's not too slow to reach you or so fast it might pass you by
-It's not too quiet to hear or too loud to listen to
-It's not afraid of rejection and it won't run away
-It's low in calories and yet very filling
I hope I have fed you well
