CRAZY!

Am I crazy? Or maybe you're the crazy one. Maybe I don't really see you; maybe it's just my imagination. Are you really here, or are you actually unreal? Is it possible that I'm unreal just hoping I'm real? Maybe I'm in your imagination. Maybe you're the one going crazy. But wait! You could already be crazy! Crazy, not loud crazy... But crazy as in jellybeans coming out of--

Jellybeans! I love jellybeans! They're so juicy and--
Juice! I love juice, it's crazy how it--

Crazy! I used to be crazy once. I got over that a long time ago, though. But I do sometimes think that maybe I am crazy just trying to believe I'm not crazy by saying I'm not crazy. Sometimes I believe that I'm actually dead and only my family can see me because of how much they miss me. It's weird really--

Weird! My friends call me weird. Not weird as in smelly, but weird as in jellybeans coming out of your--

Jellybeans!...