"So, how did you wind up in Wonderland, Max?"
"Lost my alcohol license serving minors, Alice."
"So, all I am allowed to serve is just tea, relax."
"You have been spent some time in the Palace?"
"Not something I am that proud of; Drink up."
"We ex cons really need some better ice tea."
"Can you really tell what is in this large cup?"
"Its my own concoction of herbs, naturally."
"Naturally, didn't mean to imply otherwise."
"But, mean how did you really get the table."
"This table is remnant of the old franchise."
"I am not native to the Wonderland stable."
"Are there any real native residents of here?"
"Not really as everything came from a mind."
"Its like a limbo place; Care for some beer?"
"Don't care for beer; Do you have any wine?"
"There is a five dollar charge for the whine."
"You aren't drinking, Alice; Something up?"
"Oh, come now, I have heard better lines."
"Oh, go sit on a mushroom my little, pup."