Phone calls

What a day i have had,
phoning the inland revenue,
They passed me about,
because they did not know what to do.
Its sorted now,
the next in line is customs and excise.
The lady on the phone was really nice,
no problem she said.
Export your weapons and nothing will be said,
i nearly dropped dead from surprise.
The next was the bank,
and an appointment is made.
it will be ok sir dont be afraid.
And then my ex employer who is waiting to know,
in which bank account my compensation is to be stowed.
I then called my lawyer,
and he wished me good luck.
Call me again if you get stuck.