Who is Kristian?

Haha this is so cool
Specially the part
"don't sparkle like Edward"
Lol I laughed so hard at this
Cause I always thought vampires dont go well with love
and the die in sun light and things like that xD
I like this alot lol
Thanks for posting =)

LOL, I love this. I totally agree. I've loved vampires forever, ever since anne rice and they defiently aren't the loving gushy type. And they wouldn't be caught dead wasting love on a mere human. Anyways funny and yet true. Love it! 5.5

Edward is a fairy in my opinion, not a real vampire anyway. Amazing piece of writing and that really shows that the way love novels make certain creatures out to be isn't always what they truly are or what they want.

5/5

-Heather