He tried so hard to get in touch with his feminine side.
But was young and just had too much masculine pride.
Hitch hiking on a back road this fairy gave knot a ride.
The puppet master gave up carving although he tried.
Sanding knot just made him too much abrasive wood.
The puppet master wanted a real boy misundertood.
Living among the fairies he learned all that he should.
The fairies gave him a sling blade and he slinged good.
He got a job as a dish washer but didn't get nice tips.
Watched the waitresses and the swings of their hips.
Cleaned off the tables and made similiar round trips.
Bussed all the tables and mopped to prevent all slips.
Carried the trash outside and cleaned the parking lot.
Made friends with the chef and got heating table hot.
Help cleaned the restaurant when patrons were not.
Helped everyone he could but had a nagging thought.
The thought troubled him and how it would just itch.
He tried to unravel it and did so stitch by small stitch.
Then one day the restaurant owner did a fast switch.
Gave him his job and said, "Now you are a real biotch."
