Can't Say a Word

I'm 23 years old
And here I am eating lunch
Got a bit of a neckbeard
And more than a bit of paunch

I see you standing there
Big-mac in your hands
And I feel a weakening in my knees
A pressure in my pants

Such a pretty face
And long brown hair
I shuffle my legs to hide my boner
As I try not to stare

I see you look at me
And I quickly look away
Just sit and stare out the window
Try to keep my boner at bay

This feeling won't leave me be
I glance back at her eyes
Green as Sonic the Hedgehog's
Beautiful as Firefly

But I can't say a word
I just wouldn't know how
Just gotta hide this boner
Sweat streaming down my brow

And suddenly she walks by
And I just let her pass
She walks out of mcdonalds and my life
As I stare at her ass

Now it's 5 years later
Still ain't never said a thing
And now I probably never will
So to my boner I cling