Shit Happens

by Scum Queen   Jun 23, 2012


There was a man who loved to blab
And so his torso I did stab
And as he bled upon my shirt
And wheezed out slowly "christ that hurt"
I heard a gentle farting sound
As he fell to the ground
He shit his pants as he died
As will you, and as will I

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