A face like a model and a body that wont quit though thinkings not one of her powers
when God handed out brains she thought he said trains and missed hers by a few hours.
My heart she has stolen because her love is golden, I thought maybe she was crafty as the fox is
then she was down on her knees said "please help me please I cant seem to find my soxes"
As a rule of thumb I like my women dumb, strange how we sometimes cross paths
shes no PHD but were happy as can be although she will never win the Nobel prize in math.
When we first met I must admit I was rather enchanted
when she opened her mouth and the" wisdom" came out I was amazed at the nonsense she ranted.
Then one day she said she had a question for me:
"how can Texas be further away then the moon when the moon I can see?"
I never met Einstein or slept with a genius but I knew she was special when I tried to explain things
she didnt think twice said" thats all very nice but my head is alredy full of other things."
She dosent split atoms or do calculus, I doubt she could make rocket fuel
and of all the things I keep in my shed she is definitely not the sharpest tool.
I love the way she looks not the way she reads books shes rather simple theres no denying it
beautiful eyes and oh what a cook but she will never be a mental giant.
Its clearly a clear case of opposite attractions
if we get bored we can make love and multiply or else I can teach her to do fractions!
-Santacruz-
