What an awesome title for your poem. It really intrigued me as I thought you were going to write something about the TV show called Arrested Development. Have you ever seen it? It is one of my fav's.
The show is quite funny and the way they present it reminds me of Modern Family. I love that style!
The poem you wrote was very funny! I quite like that you have put your own cooking skills down in a way but you've shown it in a more positive light. It kind of reminds me of my own cooking skills. I can make certain things but not as good as I'd like to make other things.
I am sure that there are a lot of woman, and men who can relate to this.