I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in custody.
The cop looked right through me like something he hated and said
"this clown must be booked and rehabilitated."
I said " excuce me your honor Im not guilty or on parole"
the judge told the baliff " shoot that man if he dont shut his pie hole!"
the court reporter jumped on the bandwagon while taking dictation and said
"excuse me your honor if I may? this loser disrespects authority and needs incarceration.
I was disappointed when appointed an attorney regarded as retarted and ill
and I briefly must plead my legal representation was less than ideal.
"Judge can we speed things up ?'" motioned the foreman of the jury
"we have basketball tickets and really should hurry"
I think my cross eyed lawyer looked at me when he said a deal was mentioned
some legalese was spoken concerning lengthy detention.
I saw on the judges face he had no love in a while
as he looked down on me and he laughed with no smile.
He said " I deal all day with scum of your sort. I looked at your file and lost your report.
Consider me a travel agent of the superior court.
Im sending you up the river to a gated all inclusive California resort!"
Now Im on vacation the kind with no postcards
sharing my time involuntarily in a timeshare with bars and prison cards.
-Santacruz-
