It is a fact I was so suspicious and jealous
whatever they think goes on in the neighborhood the busy bodies will tell us.
It started out as a night out with your friends
one thing you forgot to mention all your friends were men.
Next swimming lessons from the lifeguard to learn to swim
I quickly had a sinking feeling you were getting mouth to mouth from him.
So many appointments spent in front of the young doctor nude
was it on the up and up or only a figment of my jealous attitude?
I didnt want to live, I felt like pulling the trigger
when I heard you were showing my accountant your figure.
Now I know why the room addition failed
all those cute carpenters and it was you getting nailed.
Then it was golf lessons when you said you needed some fun
but it was the golf pro who was making a hole in one.
When it came to love so many others would send it
you would destroy your reputation faster than I could defend it.
When you went to the vet I was rather upsetted
the dog was fine it was you getting petted.
Im not trying to cause any trouble or stir the pot
I just want a little bit of what everyone else has got.
When you went to the mechanic alone I got rather nervous
there was nothing wrong with the car it was you getting serviced.
What about your shrink? I dont mean to be a grouch
I just think it is strange all the times you spent on his couch.
All the lies , all the names
miss me with your nonsense no more head games.
But there is something I have not figured out yet
losing you is something I still regret.
-Santacruz-
