When it comes to snow I am not pleased
I really dont like to stand and freeze.
Usually when snow occurs
it finds me chilled since I have no fur.
I search my closet for something to wear
I think I need a coat of polar bear.
And to snow ski I wouldnt chance
I might meet up under an avalanche.
So when it comes to snow lets keep it a trickle
so I dont wind up a popsickle.
To get to places where im led
I prefer a car and not a sled.
And when it comes to making a snowman
its to cold I have to go man.
If snow for me had been planned
I would have been born in north Iceland
The snow thats best for this old geezer?
the snow I get when I defrost my freezer.
(BRRRR!) -Santacruz-
