Staying in

I ain't going no where cause I'm staying in me flat
And I'm gonna get all bulky from  the takeaways and crap
And I might become a loner,and turn into a stoner
Watching dirty porn to get rid of me boner
And I don't really care that I haven't washed me hair
Cause there ain't nobody here that really Flippin cares
So I'll sit here in me grime and I'll pass away the time
Drinking cheap strong lager and vinegar tasting wine