Rhyminally Insane

SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all the time
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime.

Could of been respectable and toed the line
instead this felonious numbskull chose a life of rhyme.

Unlike word matchmaking is one of my faults
rhyme and punishment is the end result.

Poems so bad they shouldnt be read
from this rhyme lord kingpins head.

Rhymin' poetrys so out of time
perhaps a neighborhood watch dog to take a bite out of rhyme?

Rhymes so awful and filled with bad puns
this is a crime in progress hurry! call 911!
(written for your 411)

Scribbling here and broke now Id like to say
I do know for sure that rhyme dont pay.

Rhymes that dont work and miserably fail
this unsmooth rhyminal needs corrections in bad poets jail.

I scratch out these poems with uncaring immunity
Im a lowly career rhyminal no pillar of the community.

I hope these poems dont cause you to much pain
Im a victim of society and rhyminally insane.
-Santacruz-