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by joseph santacruz Aug 1, 2012 category : Fun, humor / other
The reason this bear cant get his honey is because he has no cave and he has no money. I quickly discovered money hard to find so I thought I would become a criminal mastermind. I got no one to pimp and I dont like stealing so I thought I would try my hand at drug dealing. Nothing seemed to becoming up roses I was to nice and couldnt keep my buisness out of other people noses. After a while of drugs being used and sold the party was over when somebody told. Now Im stuck in prison to do what I dont know but it seems I still have a couple of years to go. Maybe I will become a savage gang member but whose side Im on I cant seem to remember. Or maybe I will join the holy prison hystericals get down on my knees and scream for holy miracles. As Im waiting for my release from the lord time is dragging and I sure am bored. I tried Mormon, Muslim and Jehovah Witness I tried handicrafts and physical fitness. I quickly grew tired of lifting heavy weights so I got real depressed and sat around and ate. On the bright side Im no ones beaach and I sleep okay cuz' I aint no snitch. I really must open my eyes and see and find a way to do time and not let time do me. So I guess I'll to pass my time just hanging out and writing silly rhymes. (Chino State Prison 98') -Santacruz-