Savage Manners

To speak of me to say the least
I will let it be known I've been called a beast.

So to all of you party planners
please take into account my savage manners.

Theres more than one source that alledges
I am a bit rough around the edges.

Some may say that I am an idiot bloomin'
others say snarl "Hes barely human!"

Theres is something I will dispute
I am really not that much of a brute.

I wonder what of me you expect
to find me always politically correct?

A lot of folks find me unappealing
especially those working with tender feelings.

Its as if my bad reputations depended
on all these prissy folks I have offended.

Who always seem to find it in vogue
to slander me and call me a rogue.

They may cuss and call me a fool
Its not my fault..... I flunked charm school.
-Santacruz-